Daniel / Upcoming

Pros: summons portals, scares dinosaurs, washes clothes just fine
Cons: demonic, loud, scary, eats appliances
Bonus: Felt tip marker drawings of dinosaurs included for reference read more »
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Don't Watch this if medicated or otherwise delusional. You may not survive the lingual trauma. Yuo may never come back.



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I have no idea.




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Train wreck at 1:08. Must travel alot. I mean, who would re-book him? Oh, right.



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There is no expecting this, and no unseeing it. You have been warned.





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This projector costs $1,499.00 at the canon online store.
The nice people at Canon engineered this ceiling mount for which they charge a modest $549.
They however did not include a picture on their web site when I saw it, so I found one. $549 is a huge head of cabbage for a ceiling mount so I expected somthing you could double as a crows nest with an arm rest ...



When I was 19 I was working at Springfield Spring in a the machine shop making tools for the spring makers to make springs with. By 28 I was leaving the Airforce as a jet engine mechanic. That equipment would be worth that price if it was shipped to you with $500 rebate.

It gets wierder ... I found the same projector available in many places on the tubes and found the lowest price to be about $760, at almost half price! Don't buy from the Canon store because you can find it half price elsewhere, due to Canon's crazy 100% markup, right? Wrong! The cheapest I found that mount was in the link for $429, and thats not half at all. WTF? I wonder if they hall get cocked before setting pricing on the online store.

"LOOK! This basket hanger sure has more value than a pair of pliers, a wire basket from home depot and a coat hanger / zip ties from your closet. Screw the projector, mark this thing WAY up. I mean, just look at it. It's a fine luxury basket hanger! Is there any of that beer left?" read more »
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.. and I though I was hot shit cause I used to wheelie the bobcat at the farm ... wow ... this guy takes the cake.

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I want that warehouse, and the truck too. Pick up all my friends in the truck, and party in the wear house .. well, before he fills it up.


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Some people just don't understand Thomas Friedman and require the Mustache of Understanding before they can translate his metaphorical horsepucky. read more »
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