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<title>WTF++ Beta - Proof that an infinite amount of monkeys with typewriters will not recreate the works of Shakespeare / jimic79 / Top Voted Submissions</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:33:57 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Time Cube - My New Religion]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:33:57 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Seriously... Excerpt:<br />"Humans are evil bastards to<br />claim that a god is all-powerful<br />when it is impossible for a male<br />queer god to give birth to a baby<br />or breast-feed it - a power that<br />only a Mother posseses."<br /><br />W...T...F...<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[RUN KID!! RUN!!!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:41:44 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[I don't know why the teacher in the background has the "yes, this was a good idea" look on her face... oh, the humanity!<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Omorashi - High on the list of Strange Fetishes...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:41:33 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Other</category>
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<description><![CDATA[No.. i refuse to write a description for this.  RTFA...<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Plumbing - Ur doin it wrong! | sproif.com]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:24:03 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Images</category>
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<description><![CDATA[This is just wtf and FAIL rolled into one.  Who runs a shower THROUGH a shower curtain?<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[CHAINSAW MAID]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:30:18 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Disturbing...<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6d-tNXxTRBA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Local News: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce | sauce, basement, covered : WWMT NEWSCHANNEL 3]]></title>
<link>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Other/local-news-man-found-in-wi-basement-covered-in-bbq-sauce-sauce-basement-covered-wwmt-newschannel-3-1/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:54:45 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Where's his tinfoil hat?<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Neutrogena® Wave™]]></title>
<link>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Other/neutrogena/</link>
<comments>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Other/neutrogena/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:17:59 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Other</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Ever since I got this waterproof, vibrating face cleanser for my girlfriend, she's been in the bathroom cleaning her face at least 6 times a day...  I don't understand, I thought it was supposed to make washing your face easier...<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Comedy: Video of BigDog Beta Quadruped Robot Is So Stupid It's Hilarious]]></title>
<link>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Videos/comedy-video-of-bigdog-beta-quadruped-robot-is-so-stupid-its-hilarious/</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:32:45 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Videos</category>
<guid>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Videos/comedy-video-of-bigdog-beta-quadruped-robot-is-so-stupid-its-hilarious/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I don't understand why no one thought of this sooner.  Why all this thought about robots and artificial intelligence when you can just use people?<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[What over-population?]]></title>
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<comments>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Other/what-over-population/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:24:06 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Other</category>
<guid>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Other/what-over-population/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ever see the simpsons?  With Cletus the slack-jawed yokel and Brandine?  I mean, c'mon, one of the kid's names is Jedidiah....<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Go ahead, try to describe this.]]></title>
<link>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Images/go-ahead-try-to-describe-this-/</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:23:55 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Images</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Uh... well... don't cry over that milk.  I guess....<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Coolest 'roll you can possibly find]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 09:25:32 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Videos</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Someone has way too much free time on their hands.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5uZr3JWYdy8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Proof positive.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 12:29:20 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Images</category>
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<description><![CDATA[The statistics don't lie, torrents are only downloaded by nerdy men.<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[What makes a hotdog better? Give it a personality.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:05:30 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Images</category>
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<description><![CDATA[no... i have no words for this.<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[CD Baby: CAPTAIN DAN & THE SCURVY CREW: Authentic Pirate Hip Hop]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:45:06 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Other</category>
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<description><![CDATA[No... there is no description.<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Music Video... I think.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:32:11 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Videos</category>
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<description><![CDATA[I don't know if lolcats are going on tour, but release more videos like this and they might have a shot.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[GodTube.com ]]></title>
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<comments>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Videos/godtube-com/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:29:00 -0400</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Videos</category>
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<description><![CDATA[I didn't know there was enough online material to warrant it's own site, but I guess videos of god next to videos of people getting hit in the nuts or lampooning scientology just wasn't working.  Coincidentally, I ended up at this site from a google ad on wtf++ itself... wtf...<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Clitter! [NSFW - audio]]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 21:30:22 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Videos</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Caution: use during pregnancy may result in sparkle-babies.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VR4O68kUj5c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Too Much Free Time - Lego Stadium]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:30:20 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Images</category>
<guid>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Images/Too_Much_Free_Time_-_Lego_Stadium/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Wow.. seriously.. who has this much free time?<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Get yo hands offa my orange!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:11:10 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Images</category>
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<description><![CDATA[LEAVE HER THE FRUIT ALONE<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/28192000@N08/2621974089/" title="oj3rdc7hk by wtfplusplus, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/2621974089_54eb7ca551_o.jpg" width="613" height="613" alt="oj3rdc7hk" /></a><br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Give herpes to the one you love]]></title>
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<comments>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Other/Give_herpes_to_the_one_you_love/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:20:33 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Other</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Now you can give your loved one herpes, or your favorite VD, and they'll think it's adorable.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Japanese gameshows always warrant a WTF]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:45:32 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[How is that guy supposed to fit through there????<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sgqOKj1hdXM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cuteness Overload]]></title>
<link>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Videos/Cuteness_Overload/</link>
<comments>http://www.wtfplusplus.com/Videos/Cuteness_Overload/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 15:41:12 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jimic79</dc:creator>
<category>Videos</category>
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<description><![CDATA[This is scary and mesmerizing.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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