1963 Bicycle Safety Film entitled "One Got Fat"...
1963 Bicycle Safety Film entitled "One Got Fat". A group of monkey-masked kids decide to ride their bikes to the park for a picnic. Along the way, one by one, the kids are knocked out of the ride due to careless or unsafe riding. Narration by Edward Everett Horton of "Fractured Fairytales" (Old Rocky and Bullwinkle) fame.
Those big empty eyes! Those unblinking eyes! The eyes, man, The eyes! They're watching me, man. They won't stop looking at me, man. I hope whoever made this is happy. I won't sleep now picturing those eyes in my head.
He just ATE their food instead of going to the hospital and feeding it to them. O__O Oh wait,he's a human? Then this is basically saying how smart,yet horrible humans are?... This video is speciest-ist and weird. And,why aren't they wearing helmets? Bad monkey kids..And the human kid.
As for the kid--er, primate (O_o), who was running, here's what it should've said:
"Remember kids: Running is fun, but don't run too much, or else your shoes will spontaneously combust. It is much safer to stay home and become a couch potato." (And the caption would say "POTATOES ARE A GOOD SOURCE OF STARCH (paid for by Idaho)"
Those unblinking eyes!
The eyes, man, The eyes! They're watching me, man. They won't stop looking at me, man.
I hope whoever made this is happy. I won't sleep now picturing those eyes in my head.
O__O Oh wait,he's a human? Then this is basically saying how smart,yet horrible humans are?...
This video is speciest-ist and weird.
And,why aren't they wearing helmets? Bad monkey kids..And the human kid.
"Remember kids: Running is fun, but don't run too much, or else your shoes will spontaneously combust. It is much safer to stay home and become a couch potato." (And the caption would say "POTATOES ARE A GOOD SOURCE OF STARCH (paid for by Idaho)"