Whoa. What a loon. He must be pretty serious about that goal since he just suggested genocide on CSPAN. I wonder where that did for his cause. I"m sure it did zero for the people who need actual help down there.

The greatest adventure story every told. Period !

I vote for WTF .. The Halitosis has made me laugh till it hurt.

I'm surprised that you imply that the motivation behind this announcement is not clear and easy to understand.

Might be good to keep on hand for the drunk thats stuck on repeat and though he won't stop saying the same thing again and again he WILL keep drinking. Feed him these. Slow his roll.

comments!

Endless celestial sex!? Sign me up!

Phase 1: Glue googly eyes to nutsack. Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit!

There is never enough Star Wars Parody, ever.

Mr Johnson, your new product line is failing. It's all Wrong! All wrong! These things go all soft and squishy when they get near anything warm! Wrong!

*facial cramps*

I'm glad that I have never seen this before, that says, something.

He sounds like Tom Jones with a Captain Beefheart rasp to his voice. Bravo.

Who is this supposed to be fun for?

Oh my god! I laughed till it hurt.

The Coconut Kid and his Milky Maiden endure harrowing hazing at the hands of The Horny Henchmen.

D:

Hey, I like my cigar but I take it out once in a while. Revolting. @6817 WAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

I think this image sums up my feelings. http://static.flickr.com/102/289010948_5e3a5c6ca7.jpg

Those teeth ... omg.

At least they were free, in the same way that dating is not. Wouldn't it suck to buy one of these books, only to go out and find that they don't work. Now you can find out for free that if you need a book to interact with women, you are probably talking to the wrong ones. I think Nerds can talk to women just fine. All they need to do is: . logon while input {woman='prettysure' || disbelief='suspended'} chat END

Damn kids these days! This world is going straight to hell! Oh! My Hip!

... or how many people use it as a checklist ...

Unfortunatly this is proven to be fake, and has made the rounds on the internets before in various forms, but it's still hilarious. I wonder how many of these things have *actually* been done in stores because of this...

I feel the quality of conservapedia has been dropping in recent months, you used to be able to go there and look up "sex" and get a big explaination of how it was locked to prevent people from adding information. Now it just redirects to gender, not nearly the side splitter it used to be. Frankly I think they need some new writers to keep their material fresh and exciting, otherwise they should just give up and get out of the comedy genre.