the real wtf is bill o'rly...

I'm scared.. hold me...

What weird things might happen then?

->Insert Perl Jam Joke Here<-

um, uh, I, um, uh ...

And it STILL Works on Employee6817

That sure does redefine "kickin' it."

I did not see that coming.

AHHHHhhhh ... It's over.

Mutton!

Painful

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I see William Shatner.. he's everybody.. he doesn't know that he's everybody..

Dare i say.... shocking?

Very impressive ... but why is the audio track like that?

There you go! No better way to educate the children then feed them with total bullshit.

I wonder if he's gonna develop this into glasses you where at a club that makes your face freak to the music. Or perhaps only allows you to look throughly bored and speechless and therefore, cool. Could work nice with club tourists from out or town that would ordinarly make the place look but they could wear special shades that forced them to look cool and shut up. "Ok, you guys are in, but you gotta wear "the shades." If you wanna drink, point to what you want. The girls behind the bar know you can't speak, the will get what you mean. The other girls don't want to hear what you have to say any way, trust me, so this way, you can at least keep'em guessin." Q: How to engage this policy at the door of my fictious club? A: Show up with a hot pink polo, fully popped collar like it was ironed to be that way, jacked, with a girlfriend.

Someone does not understand some very fundamental math symbols to be involved in that equation. I don't know what the fuck that equation means but I can spot on infinity symbol from across the room. That makes me feel smarterer.

It's a face off!

It's good to know that others are fighting the good fight as well.

The latest in bike tricks!

It's staggering to imagine the amount of effort that went into creating this...

Great, bears with bo staffs, monkeys on minibikes... what's next? penguins piloting jet fighters?

This wonderful product has helped me fall asleep drunk every night since I learned about it! Thanks Drank! zzzzzzzzzzzz...

Ouch... my brain.. you *did* describe it...